Now this is right weird. Get this, I were on that johnsimm
again over the weekend right, looking at pictures of that John Simm Bloke, from some Hyde film called Human Traffic
or summit, and I noticed 'e 'ad a tattoo the top of 'is right arm (perhaps 'e did 'is National Service in the Navy like?). So I sort of figured 'e in't like our Sam right, cos Sam an't got a tattoo, ('e din't 'ave one when we went undercover that time at the baths or owt - I think I would 'ave noticed - I spotted Kim Trent's verruca after all!).
Any road, I got talking to the lass who put up them pictures, and she said it were odd cos Sam 'as a nasty bruise just about the same place where, that John Simm Bloke 'as 'is tattoo. ('ow she knows I d'know. Perhaps she knew Sam when 'e lived in Hyde). But the thing is she's dead right, 'e does have a bruise or summit just there. I'd always figured it were cos the Guv is always manhandling 'im, and it never gets chance to 'eal.
But then I put me investigative brain on to it right. I dun't think it's a bruise at all - I think it's some sort of birthmark, cos it's always there. I'll 'ave to ask Sam next time I see 'im, but the Guv is keeping 'im busy at the moment with work. They've been working long 'ours at the office or summit. Sam's looking quite worn out, poor thing.